mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via little-spn-obsessed)

greecebone-doodles:

I don’t know.

(via the-phantom-of-221b)

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

(via anklesmadeofdicks)

oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

image

(via the-phantom-of-221b)

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

(via bobbymilk)

crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

(Source: theplushbear, via mushroomgalaxy)

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

(via everythingcanadian)

spockofbothworlds:

BITCHFIGHT COMING UP IN 3…2…1…

spockofbothworlds:

BITCHFIGHT COMING UP IN 3…2…1…

(Source: dumberer, via im-a-high-functioning-psychopath)

celtickaye:

insatiablebookslut:

matchgirl42:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

dietodayinc:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

Tom’s Loki does everything in an eloquent way - beautifully and with care for each gesture.  He doesn’t just let go of that staff when he falls away. He releases it, finger by finger, then pauses open-palmed as if to say “look at this, you will remember this.”.

please stop over analyzing the simplistic gestures of the mentally screwed Loki of Asgard. The dude’s an asshat.

I am sure you put great care into your own art. You might even go so far as to “over-analyze” the impact of a shadow or invest real time in a sketch. Has someone recently broad-brushed your work as being simplistic? If so, that sucks. If not… well then bless your little pea-pickin’ heart.

"The dude’s an asshat."
Well, to quote Tom himself responding to something similar:
"What was that?  ‘He’s just evil’ from the front.  Thanks for the sympathy.  Just worked three films, you know, like integrated a whole psychology, and all I get?  ‘He’s just evil.’  Great.”

Or it could be that some people are just dicks…

Agreed … a dick

celtickaye:

insatiablebookslut:

matchgirl42:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

dietodayinc:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

Tom’s Loki does everything in an eloquent way - beautifully and with care for each gesture.  He doesn’t just let go of that staff when he falls away. He releases it, finger by finger, then pauses open-palmed as if to say “look at this, you will remember this.”.

please stop over analyzing the simplistic gestures of the mentally screwed Loki of Asgard. The dude’s an asshat.

I am sure you put great care into your own art. You might even go so far as to “over-analyze” the impact of a shadow or invest real time in a sketch. Has someone recently broad-brushed your work as being simplistic? If so, that sucks. If not… well then bless your little pea-pickin’ heart.

"The dude’s an asshat."

Well, to quote Tom himself responding to something similar:

"What was that?  ‘He’s just evil’ from the front.  Thanks for the sympathy.  Just worked three films, you know, like integrated a whole psychology, and all I get?  ‘He’s just evil.’  Great.”

Or it could be that some people are just dicks…

Agreed … a dick

(via im-a-high-functioning-psychopath)

tricksterity:

clintbarttons:

avengers 2 sypnosis:

  • everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
  • clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office

image

(via the-elvish-jotun)

(Source: forassgard, via loki-lokilaufeyson)

(Source: greenmedallion, via ladylokid)

  • 1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’

  • 2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.

  • 3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.

  • 4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”

  • 5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.

  • 6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.

  • 7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.

  • 8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.

  • 9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.

  • 10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”

  • 11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”

  • 12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.

  • 13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.

  • 14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.

  • 15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.

  • 16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.

  • 17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.

  • 18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.

  • 19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.

  • 20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.

  • 21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.

  • 22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.

  • 23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.

  • 24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.

  • 25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

  • 26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

  • 27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

  • 28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.

  • 29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.

  • 30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.

  • 31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.

  • 32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.

  • 33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.

  • 34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.

  • 35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.

  • 36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.

  • 37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’

  • 38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’

  • 39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.

  • 40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.

  • 41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.

  • 42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.

  • 43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’

  • 44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.

  • 45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.

  • 46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.

  • 47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.

  • 48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.

  • 49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’

  • 50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.

  • 51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.

  • 52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.

  • 53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

  • 54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!

  • 55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’

  • 56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again:

    “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”

  • 57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.

  • 58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.

  • 59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.

  • 60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.

  • 61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.

  • 62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

(via the-elvish-jotun)

Tom Hiddleston Tells Us About Living Below The Line [x]

(Source: hiddlestatic, via weirdfangirlmind)

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